It’s official – the impossible has happened. Somewhere in the world pigs are flying.
Whatever illusions I had of being somewhat fashionable have been shattered. I’ve crossed over to the dark side.
What, might you ask, is the dark side? Uggs – quite possibly the world’s ugliest and most unflattering shoe ever designed.
And I’m afraid to say that they’re here to stay. My time in the south has ruined my tolerance to even the mildest of cool temperatures, and my feet have never before been so snuggly warm and comfy. So, my apologies fashion world, but I’m afraid that from here on out my winter trips to the arctic north of the Mason-Dixon Line will require these puppies:
